Grand Theft Auto

Spoof image mimicking Grand Theft Auto game covers, where the characters shown are all related to computers and software. The title is 'Grand Theft Gentoo' and shown are Richard Stallman, young Bill Gates in a mugshot, Linux Torvalds showing his middle finger, Mark Zuckerberg, and Steve Balmer
2019-10

Playing GTA 5. Awesome game.

The idea with three main characters is cool, but I’m surprised they didn’t make one of them a woman. I think it would have fit very well, so I suspect it was some kind of issue with resources. For example they only have to do great clothes design for males. But I suspect the next big GTA will have a female main character included. (Update 2025-04: Called it!)

It also made me think about that new big-shot cyberpunk game coming up, which I don’t want to care about. I heard they were going to include this neo-liberal shit with them genderless characters and all, and at first I thought fuck it man, but then again maybe cyberpunk is the one genre that kinda fits in, u’know. So I was thinkin’ I ain’t gonna judge dat game ’till it comes out and I play if myself, see what’s it made of. Wonder how I’ll write after few more days of playing GTA 5…


Three GTA games were made for Playstation 2. For GTA 5, three Playstations were made.